ABAlexander the Great by Hira Dontell

"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you!"

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Here you see me in my full battle outfit, ready for war and glorious victory. As ruler of Macedonia, I have won great victories and made myself emperor of Europe, Asia, and Africa. I am a brilliant strategist and a great fighter. I have slaughtered my enemies in their thousands and won against incalculable odds and personally vanquished hundreds of foes. I am unstoppable.

Still, somehow my enemies aren't intimidated by me. I can't figure out why. Any ideas? I swear I am tough... Don't I look tough? Maybe its something I am wearing... I thought I looked badass, what with the shield and spear...

I always find this contrast to be especially funny and cute in a weird way. The babyish and girly clothes along with a weapons or a martial arts pose and a trying-to-look-tough face make a great combination.


If you are wondering about the heart, it is actually third in a line of them that run down the center of the diaper. I have been told they are indicators, but I am not sure what they indicate. Other people seem to look at them expectantly though but they won't tell me. Again, any ideas?